Rare Photograph..

Future kids be like..

Dear Food ,Sleep and Music 
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Thank You For
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Being There for Me
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When Everybody Left...

Biggest Mistakes :- 👇👇
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1. Score lower than sharmaji's son
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2. Tell a girl she looks fat in that Dress
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3. Tell "khana accha nahi bana hai" to Mom
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

3 reactions of a girl without a Boyfriend..

1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro me...

2) Gharwale important hain aur unke saamne Boy Friend
kuch bhi nahi...

3) Sab ladke ek jaise hote hain...
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Same girl after having boyfriend...

1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar.. Uske siway
kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe...

2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi.. I can't
leave him...

3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah nahi hai... He loves
me alot...

Do you know
how it Feels to love 💝
Someone who doesnt
love you ? 😞😞😞
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Its like
waiting for a Boat at the Airport...
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Boys will be boys tongue emoticon

Class Me Madam Ne Kaha Sab Apne Apne "bf ya gf" Ke Naam Paper Par Likho.. smile emoticon

2 Minute Baad Ladkiya Boli: Complete Miss!! grin emoticon

30 Minute Baad Ladke Bole:
Supplement Plz !! wink emoticon

Boys will be boys tongue emoticon

Class Me Madam Ne Kaha Sab Apne Apne "bf ya gf" Ke Naam Paper Par Likho.. smile emoticon

2 Minute Baad Ladkiya Boli: Complete Miss!! grin emoticon

30 Minute Baad Ladke Bole:
Supplement Plz !! wink emoticon

Silence is a best Answer for all Questions
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Smile is the best reaction in all situations
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Unfortunately,
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Both never help in Viva…
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Reached Exam Centre at 10am

instead of 9am

Because of rain…
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So, According to Duck-worth lewis,
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I had to attempt Only 60 Marks Paper…
😂😂😂😂

A CUTE Love Story….!!! heart emoticon
There was a husband who daily sent his wife A Rose,
when he was out of town.
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1 day he died.
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Still his wife received a rose every day….
She was shocked…
She asked the Florist…
He told her…
That her husband had paid advance for her
whole life…..
“LOVE SOMEONE IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT REMAINS FOREVER….
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A CUTE Love Story….!!! heart emoticon
There was a husband who daily sent his wife A Rose,
when he was out of town.
.
1 day he died.
.
Still his wife received a rose every day….
She was shocked…
She asked the Florist…
He told her…
That her husband had paid advance for her
whole life…..
“LOVE SOMEONE IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT REMAINS FOREVER….
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CID FEVER... like emoticon
Daya :- My god, he is dead. 😱😱
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ACP :- Lagta hai iski Maut marne se hui hai.
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Dr. Salunkhe :- Nahi boss, iski Maut marne se
nahi, Jaan Jaane se hui hai.....
😝😝😝😝😝😝

Me :- Hi ✋
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She :- Hi ✋
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Me :- typing..typing..typing..typing.....
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She :- I already have Boyfriend.. Don't type!
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*The End* 😜😜😜😜😜😜

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A Very Touching Story 
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A poor boy was in love with a rich man daughter
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One day the boy proposedto her and the girl said
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"Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses..How can I be involved with you..?
How could you have thought of that? I can never love you, so forget about me and get engaged to someone else OF your level"
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But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily
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10 years later they stumbled into each
other in a shopping mall.
The lady again said....,
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"Hey.. ! You! How are you? Now I'm married and do you know how much my husband's salary
is..? $15,700 per month! Can you beat that? And he is also very smart"
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The guy's eyes got wet with tears on hearing those words from the same lady....
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A few seconds later, her husband came around but before the lady could say a word her husband seeing the guy, said.
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"Sir you're here and you've met my wife.."
Then he said to his wife,"This is my boss, I'm also one of those working on his $100 million project!
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And do you know a fact my dear? My boss loved a lady but he couldn't win her heart....That's why he has remained unmarried since.
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How lucky would that lady have been, if she had married this my boss now? These days, who would love someone that much he said all these to his wife.
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The lady looked in total shock but couldn't utter a word....
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Moral:- Life is so short and it's just like a mirror. You can only see as much as it reflects.
So don't be too arrogant or proud by looking down on others because of their current situations.
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Things get changed with time just like the weather..!
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Don't under estimate anyone because everyone has a great future! like emoticon

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Girl :- Mai tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. 😍😍😍😍
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Boy :-Maa Baap ??
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Girl :- Yes
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Boy :- Bhai behan ??
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Girl :- Yes
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Boy :- Khana peena ?? 😳😳
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Girl :- Yes
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Boy :- Star plus

Girl :- Muh sambhal ke baat kar !! 😡😡😡😡

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Ladies Through the Year like emoticon

Ladies of 1970s:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi layi ji.

Ladies of 1980s:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi layi.

Ladies of 1990s:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Laa rahi hu.

Ladies of 2000:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le.

Ladies of 2015:
Husband: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya kaha?
Husband: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?

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4. I m engaged..
5. I love someone else...
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Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare toh ladke k 5 jawab...
1. Haa..
2. Yes..
3. Okay..
4. Alright..
5. Me 2......
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Moral:" Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai...
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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My Friend :- Bhai valentines day 💝
Aa raha hai Kya plan hai ...
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Me :- Haa Bhai almost sab ho gaya bas ek Kaam bachaa hai
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Friend :- Kya bacha hai...
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Me :- Ek Ladki Patana...😜😜😜😜

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She: Yeh lo.. Mera favorite biscuit khao...

Me: Yeh biscuit thoda jala hua lag
raha hai..

She: Yeh Oreo biscuit hai saale.... 😡😡😡😡

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Uncle 👴 :- Beta Padhai Kaisi chal Rahi Hai...? 
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Me :- Bus Uncle,
Chalte Chalte bahut Durr chali gayi hai mujhse...!!
😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Teacher - Why are you late??

Me - Ma'am gir gaya tha aur lag gayi...

Teacher - Kaha ?

Me - Takiye pe gir gaya tha aur Neend lag gayi thi...
😝😝😝😝😝😝

The true meaning of sportsmanship - Sportskeeda Football

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Required Girlfriend... 👸

Name : ( Naam me kya rakha hai.. )...

Age : 17 to 23.

Education : 12th pass ( English aani chahiye)

Height : Amitabh Bachchan se 2 feet nichi...

Qualifications : Baat dhang ki karni chahiye ,
Yeh mat karo , woh mat karo waali na ho ,
Kabhi muh nahi banani chahiye...
Bas itne hi ...
Beautiful honi chahiye...

Salary : Har mahine 200 ka recharge , or free me chocolate milegi...

Promise's : Agar aap behtarin girlfriend bani rahi toh aapko promotion diya jayega...

Jo bhi ladkiyan interested hai , apna ek photo ( without editing ) bhej de...

Warning : humari koi dusri branch nahi he , nakli brands se savdhan….
😜😜😜😜😜

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