Send "block me" to all your contacts to see what they say

●haha = true love
●why? = they want you
●what? = they love you
●how come? = they desire you
●ok = just disturbing you
●yes = they hate you
●you're mad = they adore you
●what's going on? = testing you
●to do what? = they're in love with you
●kya hua = they don't want to loose u
●??? = adore your friendship
●Kyu? = friends forever 😛

Laughing Colours

Yeah hota hai exams ka pressure...

Ethanol metabolism

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पूज्य बापू को शत् शत् नमन ।

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Genetic Engineering & Biotechnology News

Scientists created a universal vaccine that may provide broad protection against numerous influenza strains, including those that could cause future pandemics.

Flu Vaccine Becomes Universal

An array of subtypes for the surface coat protein hemagglutinin is what NIAID scientists used to create their universal vaccine.

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Main apne pankh toh kholun
Mazaa toh aaye udne ka
Mujhme hausla bhara
Mujhe tu aazmaa zaraa
Aa raha hoon main
Zindagi aa raha hoon main

Dedicate this song here: mtvindia.com/select

BILL GATES in a restaurant..
After eating, he gave 5$ to the waiter as a tip.
.
.
The waiter had a strange feeling on
his face after the tip.
Gates realized & asked. What happened?
.
.
Waiter: I'm just amazed because on the
same table your daughter gave Tip Of... 500$...
& you her Father, richest man in the
world Only Gave 5$...?
.
.
.
Gates Smiled & Replied With Meaningful words:-
"She is daughter of the world's richest man, but
I am the son of a wood cutter."
( Never Forget Your Past. It's Your Best Teacher)

True!

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GK bits for SSC
***********************

(Happy World Laughter Day😀😛😋😎)

A girl and a guy are on a motorcycle
Girl: This is really scary, slow down!
Guy: No, I'm having too much fun!
Girl: Please stop!
Guy: First hug me
Girl: *hugs*
Guy: Tell me you love me
Girl:I love you, can you slow down now?
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me
Girl: *puts on helmet*
Next Day's Headlines: There was an accident involving a motorcycle accident.
There were two people riding the motorcycle at the time of impact.
The vehicle was speeding out of control and drove off road and into a building.
Only one of the two people died.
What Really Happened:
Half way through the ride the guy noticed that the brakes were gone, but he didn't want to scare the girl.
So he got her to hug him one last time, and to know that she loved him.
He got her to wear the helmet so that if they did crash, that she would survive, although that meant that he had to die... ''''
smile emoticon

10534 Cr in one year....

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 'इंडिका' किसकी रचना है?
A. मेगस्थनीज़
B. टाल्मी
C. प्लिनी
D. चन्द्रगुप्त

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कम गुणवत्ता वाली
प्लास्टिक की वस्तुओ के
लिए किस शहर को
प्रतिबंधित किया गया है ?
भोपाल
मुम्बई
जयपुर
अहमदाबाद***

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Best book for Molecular Biology_ can be downloaded following the link_this book be directly downloaded from District Science club Gonda page link
https://www.facebook.com/sanjayksdscg

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The dumbest Kid....

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,

"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." 
..
..
The barber puts a 5 Rs coin in one hand and a 2 Rs coin in
the other,
..
..
then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
..
..
The boy takes the 2 Rs coins and leaves.
..
"What did I tell you?"
said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves,
he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store.
..
"Hey, son! May I ask you a
question?
Why did you take 2 Rs coin instead of 5 Rs coin?"
..
..
The boy replied, "Because THE DAY I TAKE THE 5 Rs
COIN, THE GAME IS OVER."

Moral of the Story:
When you think the other person is dumb,
you are making a fool of yourself.

Team Laughing Colours Wishing Jackie Chan
A Very Happy Birthday grin emoticon

‎CSIR-JRF/DBT-JRF/GATE-LIFE SCIENCES ASPIRANTS

Which Statements are true? Explain why and why not.
(A)In normal adult tissues, cell death usually balances cell division. 
(B) Mammalian cells that do not have cytochrome C should be resistant to apoptosis induced by UV light

PK's request to God wink emoticon

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Name the 135 year old service offered
by Indian Post Department that has been
closed w.e.f 1st Apr’15?
A. Speed Post
B. Money Order***
C. General Post
D. Registery

Arz kiya hai....

Blocked****

Have you felt this?

Shayari Arz ki hai...

Yaha sab kuch bikta hai
bachh ke rehna

True story !! Must read !!

16 year old boys asks his Mom:
"Mom, what are you going to get
me for my 18th birthday ??
.
The Mother answers, "son
that's still a long way"
.
.
The boy turns 17 & one day he
faints.
His Mom takes him to the hospital
& the doctor said
"Madam your child has a bad
heart". Being the child On
the stretcher the child Says,
"did he tell you I'm going to die?
.
Mom Starts crying"
The boy finally recovers on
his 18th Birthday, he comes
home& on his bed was a
letter his mom had left him.
The letter said "Son if you are
reading this its because
everything went well.
Remember the day you asked me
what was i giving
you on your 18th birthday &
didn't know what to Answer
you??
"I gave you my heart" take
care of it and happy Birth day
Son" ?
The mother was dead because she had
to give up her heart to her son
Nothing is bigger than
MOM's Heart...!

‎CSIR-JRF/DBT-JRF/GATE-LIFE SCIENCES ASPIRANTS

Biological nitrogen fixation occurs when atmospheric nitrogen is converted into
(A) ammonia
(B) nitrate
(C) nitrite
(D) nitrogen dioxide

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Blocking of ‘A’ site on the ribosome and thereby inhibiting protein synthesis is the mechanism of action of
(A) Streptomycin
(B) Tetracycline
(C) Chloramphenicol
(D) Erythromycin

CSIR NET JRF Life Sciences Aspirants

First appeared on earth was -

1. DNA
2. RNA
3. Histone 
4. Non histone

CSIR-JRF/DBT-JRF/GATE-LIFE SCIENCES ASPIRANTS

Which of the following repair mechanisms is absent in a cell arrested in cell cycle?
(A) Transcriptional coupled repair mechanism
(B) Excision repair mechanism
(C) DNA synthesis annealing repair mechanism
(D) Recombination repair mechanism

CSIR-JRF/DBT-JRF/GATE-LIFE SCIENCES ASPIRANTS

Which of the following hormones initiates biological actions by crossing the plasma membrane and then binding to a receptor?
(A) Insulin
(B) Glucagon
(C) Estradiol
(D) Norepinephrine

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In a first order reaction A→B. The plot ______is a straight line
(A) [A] versus time (t)
(B) 1/ [A] versus time (t)
(C) ln [A] versus time (t)
(D) 1/ ln [A] versus time (t)

Where is the real man? tongue emoticon

CSIR-JRF/DBT-JRF/GATE-LIFE SCIENCES ASPIRANTS

Under alkaline conditions, DNA is more stable than RNA because
(A) RNA forms secondary structures
(B) RNA is a single stranded molecule
(C)RNA has uracil in place of thymidine
(D)RNA is susceptible to hydrolysis

CSIR-JRF/DBT-JRF/GATE-LIFE SCIENCES ASPIRANTS

Which one of the following modifications is common to both protein and DNA?
(A) SUMOylation (B) Nitrosylation
(C)Methylation (D) Ubiquitination

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Transport activities in cell membranes are carried by ____________; whereas fluidity of membranes is maintained by ____________.
(A) lipids; proteins
(B) proteins; nucleic acids
(C) lipids; nucleic acids
(D) proteins; lipids

‎CSIR-JRF/DBT-JRF/GATE-LIFE SCIENCES ASPIRANTS

A nick in a DNA moIecule can be detected by which of the following methods?
(A) Nested PCR
(B) Primer extcnsion
(C) RT-PCR
(Dl Karyotyping