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Saturday, 9 April 2016
Friday, 8 April 2016
Cheating Cheating Cheating ..
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If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
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and
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a "MISTAKE"
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If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
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and
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a "MISTAKE"
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Thursday, 7 April 2016
PSYCHOLOGISTS SAY
PSYCHOLOGISTS SAY
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๐ 1. If a person laughs too much, even at stupid things, he is
lonely deep inside.
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๐ 2. If a person sleeps a lot, he is sad. ๐ฃ
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๐ 3. If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, he keeps
secrets.
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๐ 4. If someone can't cry, he is weak..
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๐ 5. If someone eats in an abnormal manner, he is in tension..
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๐ 6. If someone cries on little things, he is innocent & soft-
hearted.. ๐
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๐ 7. If someone becomes angry over silly or petty (small)
things,
it means he needs love... ๐
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Moral :- Try to understand people more.
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๐ 1. If a person laughs too much, even at stupid things, he is
lonely deep inside.
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๐ 2. If a person sleeps a lot, he is sad. ๐ฃ
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๐ 3. If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, he keeps
secrets.
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๐ 4. If someone can't cry, he is weak..
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๐ 5. If someone eats in an abnormal manner, he is in tension..
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๐ 6. If someone cries on little things, he is innocent & soft-
hearted.. ๐
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๐ 7. If someone becomes angry over silly or petty (small)
things,
it means he needs love... ๐
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Moral :- Try to understand people more.
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Saturday, 16 January 2016
3 reactions of a girl without a Boyfriend..
1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro me...
2) Gharwale important hain aur unke saamne Boy Friend
kuch bhi nahi...
kuch bhi nahi...
3) Sab ladke ek jaise hote hain...
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Same girl after having boyfriend...
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Same girl after having boyfriend...
1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar.. Uske siway
kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe...
kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe...
2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi.. I can't
leave him...
leave him...
3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah nahi hai... He loves
me alot...
me alot...
A CUTE Love Story….!!! heart emoticon
There was a husband who daily sent his wife A Rose,
when he was out of town.
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1 day he died.
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Still his wife received a rose every day….
She was shocked…
She asked the Florist…
He told her…
That her husband had paid advance for her
whole life…..
“LOVE SOMEONE IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT REMAINS FOREVER….
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There was a husband who daily sent his wife A Rose,
when he was out of town.
.
1 day he died.
.
Still his wife received a rose every day….
She was shocked…
She asked the Florist…
He told her…
That her husband had paid advance for her
whole life…..
“LOVE SOMEONE IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT REMAINS FOREVER….
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A CUTE Love Story….!!! heart emoticon
There was a husband who daily sent his wife A Rose,
when he was out of town.
.
1 day he died.
.
Still his wife received a rose every day….
She was shocked…
She asked the Florist…
He told her…
That her husband had paid advance for her
whole life…..
“LOVE SOMEONE IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT REMAINS FOREVER….
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There was a husband who daily sent his wife A Rose,
when he was out of town.
.
1 day he died.
.
Still his wife received a rose every day….
She was shocked…
She asked the Florist…
He told her…
That her husband had paid advance for her
whole life…..
“LOVE SOMEONE IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT REMAINS FOREVER….
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Tuesday, 12 January 2016
Laughing Colours
A Very Touching Story
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A poor boy was in love with a rich man daughter
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One day the boy proposedto her and the girl said
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"Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses..How can I be involved with you..?
How could you have thought of that? I can never love you, so forget about me and get engaged to someone else OF your level"
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But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily
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10 years later they stumbled into each
other in a shopping mall.
The lady again said....,
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"Hey.. ! You! How are you? Now I'm married and do you know how much my husband's salary
is..? $15,700 per month! Can you beat that? And he is also very smart"
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The guy's eyes got wet with tears on hearing those words from the same lady....
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A few seconds later, her husband came around but before the lady could say a word her husband seeing the guy, said.
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"Sir you're here and you've met my wife.."
Then he said to his wife,"This is my boss, I'm also one of those working on his $100 million project!
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And do you know a fact my dear? My boss loved a lady but he couldn't win her heart....That's why he has remained unmarried since.
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How lucky would that lady have been, if she had married this my boss now? These days, who would love someone that much he said all these to his wife.
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The lady looked in total shock but couldn't utter a word....
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Moral:- Life is so short and it's just like a mirror. You can only see as much as it reflects.
So don't be too arrogant or proud by looking down on others because of their current situations.
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Things get changed with time just like the weather..!
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Don't under estimate anyone because everyone has a great future! like emoticon
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A poor boy was in love with a rich man daughter
..
..
One day the boy proposedto her and the girl said
...
"Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses..How can I be involved with you..?
How could you have thought of that? I can never love you, so forget about me and get engaged to someone else OF your level"
..
But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily
..
...
10 years later they stumbled into each
other in a shopping mall.
The lady again said....,
.
"Hey.. ! You! How are you? Now I'm married and do you know how much my husband's salary
is..? $15,700 per month! Can you beat that? And he is also very smart"
.
The guy's eyes got wet with tears on hearing those words from the same lady....
.
A few seconds later, her husband came around but before the lady could say a word her husband seeing the guy, said.
.
"Sir you're here and you've met my wife.."
Then he said to his wife,"This is my boss, I'm also one of those working on his $100 million project!
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And do you know a fact my dear? My boss loved a lady but he couldn't win her heart....That's why he has remained unmarried since.
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How lucky would that lady have been, if she had married this my boss now? These days, who would love someone that much he said all these to his wife.
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The lady looked in total shock but couldn't utter a word....
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Moral:- Life is so short and it's just like a mirror. You can only see as much as it reflects.
So don't be too arrogant or proud by looking down on others because of their current situations.
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Things get changed with time just like the weather..!
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Don't under estimate anyone because everyone has a great future! like emoticon
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Girl :- Mai tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. ๐๐๐๐
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Boy :-Maa Baap ??
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Girl :- Yes
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Boy :- Bhai behan ??
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Girl :- Yes
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Boy :- Khana peena ?? ๐ณ๐ณ
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Girl :- Yes
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Boy :- Star plus
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Boy :-Maa Baap ??
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Girl :- Yes
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Boy :- Bhai behan ??
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Girl :- Yes
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Boy :- Khana peena ?? ๐ณ๐ณ
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Girl :- Yes
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Boy :- Star plus
Girl :- Muh sambhal ke baat kar !! ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
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Ladies Through the Year like emoticon
Ladies of 1970s:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi layi ji.
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi layi ji.
Ladies of 1980s:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi layi.
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi layi.
Ladies of 1990s:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Laa rahi hu.
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Laa rahi hu.
Ladies of 2000:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le.
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le.
Ladies of 2015:
Husband: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya kaha?
Husband: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?
Husband: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya kaha?
Husband: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?
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4. I m engaged..
5. I love someone else...
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Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare toh ladke k 5 jawab...
1. Haa..
2. Yes..
3. Okay..
4. Alright..
5. Me 2......
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Moral:" Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai...
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My Friend :- Bhai valentines day ๐
Aa raha hai Kya plan hai ...
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Me :- Haa Bhai almost sab ho gaya bas ek Kaam bachaa hai
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Friend :- Kya bacha hai...
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Me :- Ek Ladki Patana...๐๐๐๐
Aa raha hai Kya plan hai ...
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Me :- Haa Bhai almost sab ho gaya bas ek Kaam bachaa hai
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Friend :- Kya bacha hai...
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Me :- Ek Ladki Patana...๐๐๐๐
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She: Yeh lo.. Mera favorite biscuit khao...
Me: Yeh biscuit thoda jala hua lag
raha hai..
raha hai..
She: Yeh Oreo biscuit hai saale.... ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
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Uncle ๐ด :- Beta Padhai Kaisi chal Rahi Hai...?
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Me :- Bus Uncle,
Chalte Chalte bahut Durr chali gayi hai mujhse...!!
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Me :- Bus Uncle,
Chalte Chalte bahut Durr chali gayi hai mujhse...!!
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Teacher - Why are you late??
Me - Ma'am gir gaya tha aur lag gayi...
Teacher - Kaha ?
Me - Takiye pe gir gaya tha aur Neend lag gayi thi...
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Required Girlfriend... ๐ธ
Name : ( Naam me kya rakha hai.. )...
Age : 17 to 23.
Education : 12th pass ( English aani chahiye)
Height : Amitabh Bachchan se 2 feet nichi...
Qualifications : Baat dhang ki karni chahiye ,
Yeh mat karo , woh mat karo waali na ho ,
Kabhi muh nahi banani chahiye...
Bas itne hi ...
Beautiful honi chahiye...
Yeh mat karo , woh mat karo waali na ho ,
Kabhi muh nahi banani chahiye...
Bas itne hi ...
Beautiful honi chahiye...
Salary : Har mahine 200 ka recharge , or free me chocolate milegi...
Promise's : Agar aap behtarin girlfriend bani rahi toh aapko promotion diya jayega...
Jo bhi ladkiyan interested hai , apna ek photo ( without editing ) bhej de...
Warning : humari koi dusri branch nahi he , nakli brands se savdhan….
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Saturday, 9 January 2016
เคเคธे เคนी เคฎเคेเคฆाเคฐ เคोเค्เคธ เคชเคข़เคจे เคे เคฒिเค เค्เคฒिเค เคเคฐें : http://www.bhaskar.com/jokes/
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เคเคธे เคนी เคฎเคेเคฆाเคฐ เคोเค्เคธ เคชเคข़เคจे เคे เคฒिเค เค्เคฒिเค เคเคฐें : http://www.bhaskar.com/jokes/
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